Oh my god! Have you looked outside? It's hiking season! And if it isn't hiking season where you are, it will be soon! The photo is my first hike of the season! And that is my son and husband. Where are the babies? I am wearing them of course! And that makes all the difference. … Continue reading A practical guide to escaping the house with your (young) twins!
Yeah. Sleep. Sleep was glorious. Dad used to sleep when I was pregnant. I on the other hand, did not. I think I might have a full nights sleep scheduled when my tits stop crying myself awake. So at this point (9 months out) I NEED my girls with me to sleep. Or I have … Continue reading When the fuck will I sleep again? a how to guide (for every parent)
Food before one is just for fun is a cute phrase, but it isn't true at all. A while back I made a blog post about my very small babies and our breast feeding journey. It was right before five months. If we had lasted this long successfully nursing, then why on earth would the … Continue reading Food before one is just for fun. Except when it isn’t.
I'm producing enough to feed two small humans WHY THE FUCK AM I ONLY PUMPING ONE OUNCE??? And seriously, they are so fucking small. Why is that Doctor telling me every thing is fine????????? Why is that lactation lady telling me every thing is fine? Why is the WIC person telling me every thing is … Continue reading Breast feeding doubts and inadequate pumping
One of the first things many parents think when they find out they are having twins is that they are going to have to formula feed. But that just isn't the case. In fact, simply from a financial stand point isn't that counter intuitive? We have a lot of false information flying at us, fueled … Continue reading Breastfeeding twins. The basics. The myths.
If you exclusively nurse your twins, you will spend so much time in the nursing positions. Please don't skimp on your pillow. In the first few months it will be used more than the crib, tummy time mat, and bassinet (possibly combined)!! To start with; no twin pillow is going to fit in a nursing … Continue reading Because I am trapped in this god damn nursing pillow for countless hours, let’s talk pillows!