A fun experiment we can blame on my overly supportive husband.... So I went to weigh the babies at the WIC office. And they had both lost two ounces! AHHH!!! But as it turns out, last time they were in cloth diapers, and this time (thanks to yeast) they were in disposables. So when I … Continue reading Cloth vs Disposable Diapers
I'm producing enough to feed two small humans WHY THE FUCK AM I ONLY PUMPING ONE OUNCE??? And seriously, they are so fucking small. Why is that Doctor telling me every thing is fine????????? Why is that lactation lady telling me every thing is fine? Why is the WIC person telling me every thing is … Continue reading Breast feeding doubts and inadequate pumping
I might have lied. They may have started off as 8 week olds. This story starts when my girls were born. I took the 4th day the hospital doesn't tell you that your insurance will cover if you have a c-section. It was glorious. One more day of people waiting on me. Seriously, it's my … Continue reading That time I took a week long vacation with twin 9 week olds, and an older kid too…
Many people think two things about making your own baby food: It's time consuming. And you need special things to do it. Running after twins, I assure you, ain't no body got time for that. But it's not time consuming. And you can do it with things you already have in the kitchen. ... … Continue reading Making baby food is easier than you think!
The days was long. And I was tired and sore from wearing the babies every where. I was alone with the twins. I thought to myself, "self, I could really use a glorious relaxing bath." Now I bathe with my girls all the time. My husband holds one, and I take the other to the … Continue reading If you ever get overzealous about any thing… don’t fucking let it be bath time.